I'm Shaken... Not Stirred

You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007

100%

Neo, the "One"

96%

El Zorro

71%

Indiana Jones

67%

Batman, the Dark Knight

67%

The Amazing Spider-Man

67%

The Terminator

63%

Lara Croft

63%

Maximus

58%

Captain Jack Sparrow

50%

William Wallace

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Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0

Greetings!!

It's been 6 months since I started this blog... & I just got to know the true capabilities of my web counter.. (I know, I suck)

Anyway, all along I thought no one would be interested in reading all the shit... & I'd most probably be just bloggin & readin it myself.


But...

Well, pretty surprise to know that I have the good folks from HongKong, United States, Australia, Canada, Argentina, UK, Taiwan, Mexico, Israel & France reading my blog! (All thanks to the great info provided by all the amazing geniuses at ShineStat.com )

So, all you good people... no matter where are you from, I'd just like to say a BIG "Hi"!!! & hope you folks enjoy reading my load of craps.

Do drop me a line if you're reading this, ya? (So that I know I'm not just hallucinating about those reports & that someone is actually reading my blog)


cheers

I'm No. 2 !!!

According to this.. I'm not such a bad guy to get married to eh...

Hahhaa..


But too bad ladies.. I'm already 'booked' by a special someone! =P
(By the way.. for your info, I'm capricorn.)



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最棒的長期飯票的前5名男生星座


第一名:金牛座。

金牛座的男生是一個成功意志很強的人,當他只有一個人的時候他會慢慢來,堅持己見做自己愛做的事情,不管別人意見,可是當他有人要養時,他就開始懂得妥協,開始覺得要加緊成功的腳步,當他開始認命時,金牛男個性的潛能潛質就會發揮出來,而且為了讓另一半安心,賺來的所有財產即使登記在老婆名下也無所謂。


第二名:魔羯座。

魔羯座的男生認為養家活口本來就是自己的責任,他會給另一半很大的空間,另一半要出去工作或者在家當少奶奶他都沒有意見,但是基本上他還是希望另一半以家裡為主,在外面工作受了委屈就回來讓他養,他讓另一半覺得彈性很大,而且魔羯男成家之後就會自己提醒自己不能再任性了,而且不要再為朋友做太多的犧牲了,也因此會戒除很多壞習慣,專心經營家庭。


第三名:天秤座。

天秤座的男生常常受制於人情壓力,只要是他的朋友他就覺得自己應該照顧對方,那何況是家人了,所以他的負擔會非常重,他就會因為這個壓力而拼命讓自己努力工作,其實天秤座的個性中有一種懶散的成分,如果他沒有這麼多的壓力,他就不會那麼的努力。


第四名:天蠍座。

天蠍座的男人最不能承受的事情就是讓家人不能夠溫飽或吃苦,雖然他不會做到完全都奉獻給家人,但是只要是他的家人天蠍座都會負責任,在家人出現危難時他就是最好的安全氣囊,他絕對不會讓自己的妻兒受苦,因為如果妻兒受苦會讓天蠍男覺得很丟臉,認為自己是失敗者,他絕對不會讓這種事情發生。


第五名:處女座。

處女座的男生對婚姻很有責任感,而會到處尋找機會,因為他不再只是自己一個人了,他要負起養家活口的責任,這時他什麼CASE都會接,見縫插針,不放過任何一個可以賺錢的機會,而且會開始規劃未來的全家的走向。

Free loo visits in M'sia?

I seriously want to know why this people want to produce counterfeit 50 sen (cents) coins in M'sia... If I were them.. at least a 10 or 50 dollar bill... but 50 sen??!!


Free parking?
Free loo visits?

Hmm.. I think a can of soft drink cost more right?


Someone pls enlighten me...

Prepare MORE Palm Trees!!

Time to start working you people.
Bollywood is coming to Singapore!

According to a news
article, our dear friends in the Singapore Tourism Board is trying to woo Bollywood to based their filming in our sunny island.

And it might just come true according to that report.









So 5 things to do to welcome our North Indian friends....

1. Plant more Palm & Coconut trees.
2. Go into import Palm/Coconut tree business
3. Setup a manpower business specialising in North Indian extras.
4. Expect 10 million people running up Fort Canning hill singing & dancing your favourite Indie songs.
5. Expect more Indian-Chinese yummies.. (I'm not only talking about food here... heheh..)


Magical Dish of Bliss

























After much deliberation, I concluded that Tolerance & Patience are the key ingredients to making a successful heavenly dish call 'Bliss'.

Well, its actually a progession of 2 dishes..

1. "Relationship". If you managed to cook this dish well, it will gradually progress into a magical dish call: "Marriage". If you truly master the art of this second dish. Bless U!! You have just created the heavenly gourmet. The 'Bliss'.

Well, since it's so magical & hevenly & stuff.. it must be terribly hard for us mortals to cook this dish.
Yes & No.

No, because it consists of only 2 main Ingredients which we all already know.
Yes, because though everyone knows these 'ingredients' but many seems to have forgotten to add them at the right timing.

If you add them too early or too late in the wok.. the result could be disatrous & inedible!

A simple dish with 2 simple ingredients.. how hard could it be?


Very


Very


Hard.



If it's so easy.. everyone would not be ending up making side dishes like divorces, single moms & breakups.


So, how do we do it?


Here's my little guide to create the Magical dish of 'Bliss'...


There's no right or wrong way in my humble opinion. I myself have failed making that dish many times too.(and I'm still failing) But I guess practice does makes u a better 'cook'.

- Learn from your past. Know where u go wrong. Know what 'ingredients' contributed to your failure
at which part of the dish.


- For a start, fill the wok with 'Love' (only use 100% True Love)

- Control your 'flame' (Also know as temper or anger). Always keep it low. Slow cooking always brings out the
full flavour of the dish!

- Toss in all your 'Care & Concern'

- Sprinkle a generous amount of 'Patience' throughout the cooking process.

- Don't forget to add in 'Tolerance' everytime you see the flame getting stronger.

- Immediately add in 'Understanding' & for the best result...
do try to obtain the rare herb call 'Put-Yourself-In-The-Other-Party-Shoe".

- Don't let the dish settle in. Stir-fry it often with 'Surprises, Activities & Laughter'

- Throw in some spices like 'Cheekiness, Passion & Gifts'

And Lastly...


- Remember to prepare the garnising too. Use only fresh 'Security'.
Add equal amount of both types of 'Security'.( 'Financial & Emotional')


Although it might seem tidious & tiring but I'm sure the result is rewarding enough.


Hope this little recipe works for you!

Let me know if I miss out any ingredients, ya?!

Dad's Birthday


Last weekend was my dad's brithday celebration ( his actual day is today). Happy Birthday Dad!
It's been ages since he had any celebration.. come to think of it, I can't really recall any in fact!

But why this year u ask? To him, turning 55 is some sort of a milestone.

I had to agree.
Afterall, not alot of people had the good fortune to live to 55 & be healthy & working still.


3 months back, we started planning... booking a chalet at Costa Sand Resort in Pasir Ris.
He was very excited, calling up his friends, brothers, in-laws & relatives. Planning what to bring, what to pack, catering for the evening & even the schedule for the day.

I too, contributed in a small way.. did a email invite for the close relatives (refer to pic) & order his birthday cake. It's a pretty neat cake.. 'awfully chocolate'. It's delicious!

As the day creeps up.. before we know it, the Big day has arrived. We woke up early (10am+ to be exact.). Headed to buy drinks.. and my.. I've never seen so many drinks on a trolley before!
Next, down to collect the cake. I was pleasantly surprise.. a cake shop with no cakes on display at all!!

It was done in a 'clean' concept.. all white with minimum furniture, very cool! ( pics will be uploaded soon.. it's in my hp).

Friends & releatives starts streaming in soon.. & before I know it.. at the last count.. we had over 50 people.. young & old in the chalet.

I can see dad a very very happy man. I can underestand. To have so many people turning up for your birthday is a tremendous honour & show of your character.

I was so proud of him!

Way to go, dad! You're the man!!

I don't ask for much.. but I hope that by the time I turn 55.. I'll be able to repeat my dad's feat.
Hopefully....



Below are the pics.. enjoy!














































































































Amazing Rims

Unbelievable...

Check this out!




Wonder if our little island allows this?


hmm.. guess not.

I luv Mickey Mouse!

Don't you just love Mickey??






















Don't u, don't u??

Hehehe..

NDP preview...

Sneak peak at this year's NDP.

It's gonna be a blast!!



LOL...


Big Bird coming.

Cool... the biggest 'bird' of them all is now don in SIA colours..















Hmm.. talking about birds, I suddenly recalled a terrifying incident.
It happen about 2 weeks ago when I went to Cineleisure to catch Xmen. It was about 12.15am. I parked at the public carpark just outside Somerset mrt. As it was not easy to find any lot there, I was delighted to find an empty lot when I turn in. "So lucky" i thought.


or so I thought...


After the show ended and as I walk to my car.. I almost got a shock of my life.
In only about 2 hrs time... my white car was almost covered in poo.. bird poo!! I tried to count.. it hit 30 before I gave up counting.

God.


Did I park at a bird toilet or what?? What the hell those damn birds eat anyway.. their shit seems more like acid! ( and some are really gross & digusting....eeeew!!)


It took me like 30 mins just to clean off all the shits and I'm not talking about scrubbing the stains.. just brushing off all the shits.

I must have look like a idiot.. scrubbing away at a white car covered in shit. GGGGRRRRR..!

Took the car for a wash the next day.. totally cant stand it.


I swear.. if I get my hands on a chainsaw one day... I'll personally cut down that damn tree!

Heheh..














Hmm.. maybe he was trying too hard to read the sign...

More Insurance !

Seems like there's an insurance for everything nowadays..

The latest trend? Now you can insure your laptop data at just 52 cents a day!!

Shopaholics.. take note.


For all the shop-a-maniacs, time to prepare yourselves...
GSS Late-Nite Shopping Returns...

I've come up with the Top 10 tips to a great shopping experience...

1. Drink plenty of water
It helps when you need to shout at the top of your voice over the maddening crowd. Also
comes in handy when replenishing fluids lost through the "Sliver-Dispersing" technique.
(Refer to point no. 2). Not forgetting you can't afford any wastage of time visiting over-
crowded toilets or any breaks to buy drinks.

2. Master the 'Sliver-Disperse' lvl3
An age-old skill passed down from generations of top shoppers. Once a closely guarded
secret, this skill enables you to clear any surrounding crowd to ensure maximum 'grabbing-
area'. Train your spitting skill by contracting your lips to form a straight line. Control your air
pressure & release a steady stream of Sliver. If done correctly, the sprinkle of sliver will
cover a span of 180 degrees. (Warning, Do Not practise if front of your love ones!)

3. Work Out
Never underestimate the weight of the shopping bags. Work out at least twice a day, 5 times
a week, 5 hours each session. Pay special attention to your biceps & triceps area. Not
forgetting your calves & thigh muscles. Be expected to stand for 10 hours straight carrying
10 tons of shopping bags.

4. Rough it out.
Practise your elbowing technique. Very useful in hot sales area. If used correctly, it will ensure
a smooth journey to the Sale trolley. (Note: Use with caution! Improper or over-powered use
will result in a free over-night stay at your nearest friendly neighbourhood police station.)

5. Stand Out.
Height means everything in a crowd. Invest in a good pair of at least 12" platform shoes. Not
only will you be able to spot bargains a mile away, the air 'up' there is also much fresher. Oh,
don't forget to use the 'Horse Stomp' technique. (refer to point no. 6)

6. Horse Stomp 101
A skill that was traced back to ancient times. This special technique allows you to trample any
shoes/boots/heels/slipper/sandals with precise angle & maximum results. As the name
suggests, this technique was mastered with reference to a horse's wild stomping. Position your
ankle at 45 degrees, contract your calves & thighs muscles for 1 second and promptly release
it and stomp down at exactly 45 degrees. Point of contact should be only your heels. Once
point of contact is established, bring your foot down to a flat 90 degrees position & apply
constant pressure for 2 seconds.

7. Tummy Rescue
(Ladies Only) Secure a pillow to your tummy, wear a maternity dress. Look tired & in pain.
You will move through the crowd with ease. (If you're lucky, you might even get to sit on the
crowded foodcourt/rest area/mrt/bus.).
(For Men) Clutches, bandages & cast will produce similar effect as the above.

8. Strategise
A good shopper is only as good as she reads. Scrutinise every available newspaper. Plan &
strategise all your moves. Make sure you arrive at the optimum time. A great shopper never
loses any time. (Book a cab to & fro.)

9. Bodyguards (Optional)
For the privilleged. Hire 2 to four bodyguards... not only are they good for you to move
through the stampede but are extremely useful to unload all your victory gains. (Note:
for users with budget problem, a good alternative is your husband / boyfriend / fiance /
guys who are after you.)

10. Embrace technology
If all else fails. Shop online. GSS has been digitised as well. The only drawback is you can't
savour your conquest immediately.


Ok, here's a little something extra to get you on your way...


Special dedication.

This is dedicated to my princess.. she totally luvs to see 'xiaozhu'

Here u go baby..